6 de septiembre de 2009
Personajes de Star wars
Si sueñas con ello, podrás alcanzarlo....(Dios no quiera XD)
If You Can Dream It, You Can Achieve It
La Mejor camiseta de Graduación XDD
Sin duda alguna esta es la mejor y más sincera camiseta para vestir el día de tu graduación...lo sabre yo XD
"A nice shirt to wear at graduation"
"A nice shirt to wear at graduation"
5 de septiembre de 2009
When Grandma Goes To Court
Se ve que este fue un caso real en algún lgar del Missisipi, la pena es que no recuerdo de que blog lo saqué :(...pero la historia no tiene desperdicio jejejejejejej
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
Lo siento tío...es irreversible XD
Vi la siguiente viñeta en una página y evidentemente, como todo lo que pongo , me hizo gracia XDDDD Enlace aqui
"Que en Yahoo Answer hay mucho cabrón suelto... eso ya lo sabíamos... Pero hay que reconocer que alguno tiene gracia... El problema de las Mayúsculas y la respuesta jajaja..."
Otra viñeta que pupula por internet y que tiene cierta gracia, sobretodo, por la cara del tio;XDDDDDDDD
"Que en Yahoo Answer hay mucho cabrón suelto... eso ya lo sabíamos... Pero hay que reconocer que alguno tiene gracia... El problema de las Mayúsculas y la respuesta jajaja..."
Otra viñeta que pupula por internet y que tiene cierta gracia, sobretodo, por la cara del tio;XDDDDDDDD
25 razones para dejar de usar condones..XD
Visitando mi web favorita "meneame"...encontré el siguiente enlace;
25 RAZONES PARA DEJAR DE USAR CONDONES
Aqui dejo unos ejemplos...de ellos;
25 RAZONES PARA DEJAR DE USAR CONDONES
Aqui dejo unos ejemplos...de ellos;
4 de septiembre de 2009
2 de septiembre de 2009
Fotos.....XD
Asientos
Muy divertidos estos asientos...
Transportes Moisés
Aquí no existen puentes, solo Moisés!!!
Muy divertidos estos asientos...
Transportes Moisés
Aquí no existen puentes, solo Moisés!!!
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